Unwritten
Primal | Hyperion
Goblet W16 P5open Saturdays 7pm-9pm Pacific/10pm-12am Easternopen for brunch on the 1st & 3rd Sunday of the month from 8am-10:30am Pacific/
11am-1:30pm Eastern
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About Us
Our stories are yet unwritten.We are a long time FC on Hyperion with a large estate in the Goblet. The tavern will be open on Saturdays from 7pm-9pm Pacific/10pm-12am Eastern with the occasional random opening in between (always posted in PF). As always, we'll keep going beyond the "closing" time as people want to stay and the staff can remain awake.We added a Sunday brunch on the 1st Sunday of the month from 8am-10:30am Pacific/11am-1:30pm Eastern.Stories are always welcome to be shared and we welcome ongoing stories that patrons and staff can become a part of. The small stage on the main floor is open to anyone who would like to perform. However, if you start a fight, you will be asked to take it to the larger stage downstairs so others may watch in comfort.We have a Discord server for the tavern! On a typical night, there will only be a couple of people running the tavern, so, if it's busy, please be patient and we will get to you as soon as we can manage.(There is also a jumping puzzle available to get on top of the estate.)
Rules
1. Please keep character and pilot separate. Unwritten’s staff strives to maintain in character (IC) interactions, though we will clearly mark when we are speaking out of character as the pilot. RP tags help, but are not required because the staff assumes you’re there to RP.2. Please respect each other and do not discriminate against others. Character conflict will arise, which is fine as long as it remains within the bounds of RP with all pilots consenting. If there is a problem that cannot be resolved between the pilots involved, please reach out to the staff.3. Please respect the amount of engagement other pilots may or may not want to have with character stories. While the world of Etheirys draws from a variety of sources, Unwritten strives to be a comfortable space for those that wish to roleplay as the small folk and adventurers of the realm, while allowing space for lore-bending characters to tell their stories. Consent to engage is solely at the discretion and comfort of the pilot. If they are brushing a tale being told off as nothing more than an interesting story rather than IC real, do not push them. As an example, the “Warrior of Light” bragging of their exploits is likely to be viewed as someone too deep into their cups to be taken seriously.
Food
Breakfast
Wildwood Scrambled Eggs
Sauteed mushrooms served upon a bed of perfectly fluffy scrambled eggs.Tofu Pancakes
Tofu added to create a light, fluffy pancake.Farmer's Breakfast
A simple dish of scrambled eggs and popotoes to fill you up for the day.Lemon Waffles
Crispy on the outside and warm and soft on the inside with a hint of lemon flavor.
Lunch
Finger Sandwich
A quick and light meal that is great for the busy traveler.Archon Loaf
For the adventurer on the go. This "bread" will satisfy the nutrition needed... the taste needs some work.Island Miq'abob
A grilled skewer of hamsa breast and bell peppers. Is a great option for those who might be in a bit of a hurry.Archon Burger
This burger was brought into being at the Last Stand and is as nutritionally filling as it is delicious.Tacos de Carne Asada
Warm corn tortillas filled with slices of marinated grilled rroneek chuck.
Dinner
Dzo Steak
A perfectly seared thick cut of dzo sirlion. A great way to end a long expedition.Creamy Salmon Pasta
A filling homemade pasta topped with tender, flaky salmon and fresh spinach, and smothered in a rich, creamy sauce.Exquisite Beef Stew
Tender, juicy chunks of savory dzo and hearty popotoes simmered in a thick, comforting broth.Pizza
Toppings of choice on this thin crust pizza baked in a wood-fired oven.Baked Alien Soup
A warm, satisfying meal, just don't ask where we got the onions from.
Fruit
Alligator Pear
A green pear sourced from the Black Shroud. It won't bite... we hope.Rolanberry
A tart berry found in the devastated region of Mor Dhona.Mirror Apple
A sweet yet sour apple native to Coerthas.Cloud Banana
This sweet banana comes from the Dravanian Hinterlands.Persimmon
A hard, orange fruit from eastern Othard.
Drinks
Non-Alcoholic
(If Brigitte is on, she can make most any drink alcoholic. Just ask.)
Cold Drinks
Orange Juice
Juice made from freshly squeezed La Noscean oranges.Grape Juice
A sweet juice made from plump noble grapes.Apple Juice
Juice made from mirror apples.Golden Pineapple Juice
A tart juice made from freshly squeezed pineapples.Lemonade
A blend of sour lemons and sweet, golden honey.
Warm Drinks
Triple Cream Coffee
Freshly roasted ground coffee mixed with an equal amount of thick dairy cream. A favored of Silver's as well and if you see a cup lying around, tell him to clean it up.Ishgardian Tea
One of Ketayl's go-to warm drinks. This tea has been brewed directly in yak milk and is favored in the colder climates of Eorzea.Creamy Hot Chocolate
A sweet beverage of milk and chocolate, balanced to perfection with a dollop of whipped cream on top.Masala Chai
While this uses Coerthan tea leaves, it adds cinnamon and Amber cloves to give this beverage it's distinct aroma and flavor.Espresso con Panna
A rich blend coffee that in a surprise twist uses sour cream to create a subtle harmony.Chamomile Tea
This calming tea is a perfect way to end a trip.Doman Tea
Sweetened with dried persimmons, this tea is often enjoyed after supper.Pixieberry Tea
A sweet and tart tea.
Alcoholic
Beer, Ale, and Cider
Spiced Cider
A warm drink of piquant apples mulled with zested ginger and cloves, complete with a stick of cinnamon.Crimson Cider
This deep red cider is made with loquats and a variety of spices.Beer and Ales on Tap
Ask to see what we have in stock. (Happiness Juice).
Wine, Liquor, and Mixed Drinks
Liquors
Please inquire as to what we have on hand. (Frozen Spirits)Red Wine
A favorite of Silver's. We have a wide variety in stock so please ask. (Mors)White Wine
Ask to see what we have in stock. (Peach Juice)
Desserts
Light and Sweet
Fruit and Aloe Jelly
This sweet and sour mix blends gelatin with branchbearer fruits.Apple Tart
A favorite of Ketayl's. This round, flaky pastry is filled with sweet apples and spices.
Cakes
Rolanberry Cheesecake
Rich cheesecake slathered in a sticky, sweet rolanberry compote.Tender Shortcake
This soft cake is layered with whipped cream and sliced fruits.Gateau Au Chocolat
A decadently moist cake with an absolutely sinful amount of chocolate.
Brunch
This menu is only offered during our brunch openings, which is the 1st Sunday of the month from 8am-10:30am Pacific/11am-1:30pm Eastern.
Breakfast
Forgotten Springs Frittata
These mini egg quiches come from theLude's menu and are offered in 3 ways: Regular, Vegetarian (no meat), and Vegan (no meat, cheese, or egg).The Vegan option features a silken tofu from Doma with spinach, popotoes, and either a hummus or cashew paste.Dodo Omlette
A soft, fluffy mountain of eggs and cheese with your choice of filling.Lemon Waffles
Crispy on the outside and warm and soft on the inside with a hint of lemon flavor.
Lunch
Tacos de Carne Asada
Warm corn tortillas filled with slices of marinated grilled rroneek chuck.Finger Sandwich
A quick and light meal that is great for the busy traveler.
Light and Sweet
Fools of Rolan
This dessert comes from theLude's menu and features a glass cup with beautifully layered rolanberries and cream.Apple Tart
A favorite of Ketayl's. This round, flaky pastry is filled with sweet apples and spices.Fresh Fruit
Your choice of an Alligator Pear, Rolanberries, Mirror Apple, Cloud Banana, or Persimmon.
Drinks
The Horizon's Kiss
This fizzy drink from theLude is a blend of honey, orange wine, pear juice brandy, club soda, cardamom pods, and some springs of tarragon.Triple Cream Coffee
Freshly roasted ground coffee mixed with an equal amount of thick dairy cream. A favored of Silver's as well and if you see a cup lying around, tell him to clean it up.Ishgardian Tea
One of Ketayl's go-to warm drinks. This tea has been brewed directly in yak milk and is favored in the colder climates of Eorzea.Hot Chocolate
A sweet beverage of milk and chocolate, balanced to perfection.Juices
Apple, orange, grape, and pineapple are available.
Staff
Ketayl Travere
Council member of Unwritten. Her quiet demeanor means most of the paperwork gets sent her way. Sometimes she can be found until late hours working in her office at the estate.An adventurer in her own right, she's quick to take on jobs others might think twice about. These days she travels with her bonded, Silver.While she doesn't spend as much time working at the tavern itself, she's often off securing supplies to keep it running. She's also the one responsible for decorating for the seasons and holidays.(Ketayl's carrd)
Silver Blaise
While still considered a liaison officer with the Twin Adder, he spends less time with them and more with his bonded, Ketayl, these days, accompanying her on adventuring jobs or helping out with Unwritten. He's taken a liking to cooking for the tavern and is responsible for the overly large menu.He usually has a story or two of his own to share; often of his time in the Adder.He also has a bad habit of leaving coffee cups and wine glasses around the estate. If anyone spots one, please remind him to clean up after himself.(Silver's carrd)
Brigitte Terrechant
A half-Elezen astrologian with a penchant for pouring strong drinks. If asked, she'll do readings for others.While she’ll draw a card to decide if asked to surprise someone with what tea she serves, she also has a drinking challenge for those who truly wish to test their luck and their constitution. Check out the Specials section for more information.(Brigitte's carrd)
Aridam Delfyne
A vibrant Rava Viera chef who brings a dash of whimsy to every dish she creates.
Known for her expressive and creative approach in the kitchen, she combines flavors in unexpected ways, delighting the senses of all who dine with her. She sees cooking as both an art and a way to connect with others, leaving a lasting impression on everyone. If you aren't catching her at Unwritten you can find her at Interlude.(Aridam's carrd)
Leora Blackthorn
An aether-sighted scholar, Leora found herself a runaway, being taken in with her twin sister Elara at Unwritten. Still learning how to prepare meals and be a server, she often loses herself in talking with a guest when they come in.Recently, she has taken to learning to wield a lance, though she is still having trouble keeping the basics in mind while sparring with others.
Elara Blackthorn
The firstborn of House Blackthorn, she found herself taken in by Unwritten when she escaped her former noble lifestyle. Highly protective of her younger twin Leora, she can usually be found in the entourage of Ethera and Viola.
Silver Stryfe
Biological daughter to Silver, she is desperate for a family she didn't have growing up and will often annoy some of the others with the roles she's put them into.Oblivious to a fault, she has a habit of getting herself in over her head, which spells unending headaches for the others.(Stryfe's carrd)
Kitteren Travere
Younger sister to Ketayl, Kitteren's loud and brash personality is quite opposite her older sibling's quiet demeanor. She avoids working the tavern whenever she can, being more than content to let Brigitte deal with it.
Ted
Is Ted. Is enough.Ted talk. Ted get meat.
Specials
Want something more than standard food and drink? Started a bar fight? Scroll on down for rules on certain activities or for staff specific services. Activities offered for a limited time will be marked [Seasonal] and ones offered from a specific character will be marked with their name in brackets (ie [Ketayl Travere]).
Bar Fight Rules
Did you start a bar fight? Here are the rules:- You will be asked to take your fight to the stage downstairs. All patrons are welcome to go down and watch - there's plenty of seating.
- You will be given a countdown and then need to /random.
- The character with the higher roll wins the attack. Best 3 out of 5 wins the bout. Please RP out to the best of your abilities your attack or how you take the attack written. Job actions are welcome and appreciated.
- Yes, with consent, you can fight for multiple bouts.
- The fighters are welcome to goad each other on. Spectators are welcome to join in.Patrons are also welcome to go downstairs to spar with each other. Same rules apply.
The Twelve Drink Challenge
[Brigitte Terrechant]
Drinks can be purchased specifically or chosen by card draw. Card will be a roll of random 6 and upright/reverse will be a roll of random 2.Once a drink is selected, the person taking the challenge must then /random and either meet or exceed the number listed in the table below. If the roll is failed the player must then RP how very drunk their character has become up to and including passing out. The staff would appreciate people refraining from vomiting.
| Card | Upright (1) | Reverse (2) |
|---|---|---|
| Bole (1) | Nophica (100) | Althyk (600) |
| Balance (2) | Azeyma (800) | Nald'thal (500) |
| Spire (3) | Byregot (300) | Rhalgar (950) |
| Arrow (4) | Llymlaen (700) | Oschon (400) |
| Ewer (5) | Nymeia (200) | Thaliak (500) |
| Spear (6) | Menphina (50) | Halone (900) |
Date Night Package
[Silver Blaise]
A night out centered on just your relationship. Showing up at the start of our opening, the entire 2 hours is dedicated to setting the right scene.This night is yours to remember and starts with being escorted to your personal decorated table. With a clear view of the stage, we enlist a Bard to serenade you for the evening. From there, Silver Blaise will be your personal attendant for the evening, starting off with pouring the drink of choice before bringing the appetizer. Each course then follows at regular intervals with dessert being served about 15 minutes prior to close.This event needs to be scheduled at least one week prior. It includes a decorated table, evening bard, 5 course meal, and dedicated waiter for the evening. Select from the offered meal themes, or work with Silver to tailor the menu to your tastes specifically.
| Theme | Appetizer | Soup/Salad | Main Course | Dessert | Drinks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Shroud | Walnut Bread | Morel Salad | Raptor Stew | Ginger Cookie | Mun-Tuy Red Wine |
| Catch of the Day | Boiled Crayfish | Dagger Soup | Creamy Salmon Pasta | Pineapple Ponzecake | Wineport White Wine |
| Ishgard | Knight's Bread | Baked Onion Soup | Eft Steak | Apple Strudel | Mulled Wine |
| Far Eastern | Tako-yaki | Ginger Salad | Chirashi-zushi | Persimmon Pudding | Doman Sake |
| Steppe | Shorlog | Steppe Salad | Gameni | Papanasi | Reunion Wine |
| Thavnair | Island Miq'abob | Amra Salad | Yakow Moussaka | Sykon Bavarois | Alchemist's Wine |
| Old Knowledge | King Crab Cakes | Wine-Dark Soup | Pumpkin Ratatouille | Peach Tart | Labarynthan Wine |
Private Rooms
Some private rooms are available for use when the hustle and bustle of the tavern is too much after a long day.
"The Inn" (Room 20)
Indoor Garden Baths (Room 2)
Mistletoe or Mistlefoe?
[Seasonal]
Both can be obtained from someone behind the bar. As with everything else, there is no cost for this.Mistletoe
- Item: Mistletoe
- This is to be used for traditionally romantic gestures. Consent is always key and can be rejected.
- Please keep the RP SFW.Mistlefoe
- Item: Thavnairian Mistletoe
- This is to be used to initiate a snowball fight with the person you choose to give it to. Consent is always key and can be rejected.
- Fights can take place downstairs on the stage or outside.
- Either open RP and /throw while standing in the snow or the Bar Fight Rules below may be followed.
Renetriel Hearthsteln
A regular of the tavern with already a bit of an infamous reputation around the bar, Renetriel has taken to working part time in an effort to start showing responsibility and prove to his girlfriend and the others that he IS in fact, capable of holding down a stable job,Ren always means well and attempts to do right by most, but his leap before you look mentality tends to get him into more trouble then it's worth. Do be careful not to mention fights around him... He's already pretty infamous for challenging other patrons as a regular, and he's trying (somewhat) to shake off that habit now.
